My Love for Sneaky

It is with much forlorn that I announce my deep, yet unrequited love for Sneaky.

But alas! Don’t mourn my loss! ‘twas only fleeting! ‘twas only an ear I glimpsed – a sexy, hairless ear.

But I wanted it! Oh I sooooooooooooooooooo desperately wanted it.

But I missed out. ‘ear today and gone tomorrow,’ is the expression I do believe.

Oh! Sneaky – we could have made beautiful something together! (not sure what, but it was a thought)

Now, I must throw myself upon the floor in a Victorian malady whilst those that care mop my feverish brow whilst I await for death to take me.