My email

:D

@anc wrote:

well, sowwie, I was just warning peeps fgs!

Fair enough. The thread obviously has a lot of relevance here.
In recognition of that fact I’ll throw in an exclamation mark with a smiley ! :D

@sceptical guy wrote:

I prefer songs about whips and handcuffs to hymns…

Venus in Furs is an oldie but goodie…

I’d sing it but would sound like a perve *takes unmelted butter out of me mouth

If you like that sort of thing, try the Catherine Deneuve movie – Belle de Jour…very naughty. I’ve seen it, but purely because I enjoy High Art, and don’t let anyone say otherwise…ahem

*makes notes* i like high art too :D

@coathanger wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@coathanger wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@coathanger wrote:

Panda wipe your nose, something smelly and brown on it !!

Oops! Seems I’ve trodden on your toes. I forgot you’re obsessed with Jokecliffe. Sorry Coaty, I won’t do it again.

Good Girl, now run along, and don’t do it again, theres a good little minion :D

Oh thank you! How great thou art!

*Sings

Lord my God! When I in awesome wonder
Consider all the works thy hand hath made,
I see the stars, I hear the mighty thunder,
Thy power throughout the universe displayed;

Then sings my soul, my Saviour God, to Thee,
How great Thou art, how great Thou art!
Then sings my soul, my Saviour God, to Thee,
How great Thou art, how great Thou art!

Can my misdemeanour appear in your next one dimensional story about Jokecliffe?

some people will do anything for a name check

Oh Coaty! I so want to be immortalised in your great literacy works! I’ve cleared my bookshelves of works by Hardy, Wilde, Dickens and Shakespeare, and filled them with print outs of your far superior work.
Honour me! Let me just have a line to myself in your next story. Pretty please?

@anc wrote:

It is very easy to see an IP addy. Someone told me how to – they know who they are :) but, I’ve forgotten how to pmsl. Anyway, my situation is being dealt with by AVG and Microsoft and if they can’t do it nobody can!!

It does involve the internet police too, which, incidentally, I found impossible to work out! :D

Probs cos I’m a woman, most guys will think :lol: Ain’t blonde tho so ner! :)

To use someone else’s turn of phrase: that is the last I am going to say on this subject – well, it was summit like that! :lol:

internet police :lol: :lol: :lol:
your situation is being dealt with by AVG and microsoft themselves
wow you must be a very important person for them to spend time looking into an email with a virus and people trying to break into your pc.
newsflash!!!!! hackers are trying to break into your pc every minute that your pc is linked to the internet and writing new viruses to infect your pc via emails and thats why you need firewalls and virus checkers. obviously though your very special and this is big news cause im sure microsoft and avg have time to investigate every bint whos under attack by hackers :roll:

send me an email and i will tell you your ip it aint rocket science. surprise surprise though an ip isnt a lot of use by itself.

theres a strong smell of bull$hit around here
attention seeking? not much :roll: