mrs smith

A man goes to the doctor’s for his wife’s test results…

Mr.Smith: “I’m here for Mrs. Smith’s test results.”

Receptionist: “Oh I’m sorry Mr. Smith, there’s been a problem. We have 2 sets of test results for a Mrs. Smith and we don’t know which belongs to your wife….. I’m afraid it’s bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer’s Disease, the other shows AIDS!”

Mr.Smith: “That’s awful! What should I do?”

Receptionist: “The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town, and if she finds her way home, don’t sh*g her.”