Mr. Tommy Toxen. ;)

T’iz Me productions presents: Cover of Mr. Blobby. 8)

Mr. TOMMY! Release date: NEVER!

[lyrics]

10 seconds… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… Ignition… Lift off!
Tommy, oh Mr Tommy, if only you could make us understand,
Tommy, oh Mr Tommy, why you’re the biggest poofter in the land.
“Let’s hear it for Tommy Toxen!”
(Tommy, tommy, tommy)

His philosophy of life will steer him through,
And as far as he can see,
He’s the same as you and me,
There’s nothing in the world he cannot do.

(Regarding homosexuality)

No hill too high, no desert too dry,
No co ck too long, no bloke too strong,
No bridge too far, he’s got a car,
No slope to steep, no throat too deep,
No star too bright, no ass too tight,
No tale too tall, no cat too cool,
No ass too low, he’ll give it a go,
No end to his talents, no sense of balance!

Tommy, oh Mr Tommy, when Marty strikes you never let it pass,
Tommy, oh Mr Tommy, you’re always gonna take it up the ass.

Although he’s unconventional in hue,
His philosophy of life will steer him through,
And despite the limitation
Of his poor coordination,
He knows he’ll show the world a thing or two.
(Tommy, Tommy, Tommy)

Tommy, Mr Tommy, you’re the guy who puts the “do” in “do or die”,
Tommy, Mr Tommy, your deeds are guaranteed to stupefy.

No ride too rough, no co ck too tough,
No act too slick, no cum too quick,
No shot too hot, he’ll hit the spot,
No style too chic, no joke too weak,
No chance too slim, no fate too grim,
No bloke too strong, no co ck too long,
No price too high, he’s put some by,
No dodge, no doubt, no backing out.

Tommy, oh Mr Tommy, if humanity’s a question of degree,
Tommy, Mr Tommy, stay loyal to your Tommy pedigree.
Tommy, oh Mr Tommy, you’re the one who people think is just a runt,
Tommy, Mr Tommy, you’ll always prove that Tommy is a C**T.

Note: No men were harmed in the making of this song, and all men were above the age of eighteen!

Lyrics for entertainment purposes only, please do not try this at home, acts were carried out by trained professionals.

To join the Tommy fan club, seek legal advice first. :lol: