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1- The Doctor:Because he tells you to take off your clothes.
2- The Dentist:Because,he tells you to open wide.
3- The Milkman:Because,he asks you;do you want it in the front or the back?
4- The Hairdresser:Because,he asks you do you want it blown or teased?
5- The Interior Decorater:Because,he tells you once it’s in you’ll like it.
6- The Banker:Because,he tells you,if you take it out to soon,you’ll lose interest.
7- Last But Not Least,The Hunter:Because,he goes deep into the bush,he always shoots twice,and he always eats what he shoots.:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
@tadpole wrote:
7- Last But Not Least,The Hunter:Because,he goes deep into the bush,he always shoots twice,and he always eats what he shoots.
8) :D
The postman – he comes every day and always puts it in the right box :wink: :lol:
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@squeezy wrote:
The postman – he comes every day and always puts it in the right box :wink: :lol:
He opens the flap first!! :lol: And then,… He goes back to work and brags to all his work mates how he enjoyed his day opening flaps, putting things in boxes, and how he’s emptied his sack. :mrgreen: (No pun intended)
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@~ Candy Kane ~ wrote:
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Bet you sit there each morning waiting for the postman to poke something through your box lol, bet you can’t wait to open the door and see how heavy his sack is. :wink:
Yeah cant wait.. the postman wil be here soon anyway lol…
@~ Candy Kane ~ wrote:
Yeah cant wait.. the postman wil be here soon anyway lol…
Or,… You could always ring the fire Brigade, tell them that there’s a fire, wait until they come, admire their helmets, ask to see their hoses, and ask if you can go back to the station to have a slide on their pole! =D>
Failing that,…
Nah, the butcher and his MEAT joke will be boring,… :lol:
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