mortal revenge

One more for today.

An Italian man was hung like a horse.

He died with an enormous erection and rigor mortis set in before it subsided. The funeral home staff tried strapping it to his body, but it pulled him up into a standing position.

They tied it to his leg, but his leg sprang up in the air.

The receptionist even tried having sex with him in the hope it might subside.

The staff tried every trick in the embalmers book, but nothing worked.

In desperation, the funeral director called the deceased’s widow and asked her what to do.

“Cut it off and stuff it up his a*** for all I care,” shouted the widow down the telephone.

The undertaker wondered why he hadn’t thought of that himself and told the mortician to do it.

At the funeral, the widow noticed that there was a pained expression on her dead husband’s face. There was even a tear in the corner of his eye.

She leaned over and whispered “See, you b*****d, I told you it f***ing hurts!”