Morris and Annie May

At 85 years of age Morris, a very rich man, married Annie May, a lovely and beautiful 26 year old.

Since her new husband was so old, Annie May decided that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms. She was concerned that her new but aged husband might over-exert himself if they spent the entire night together. Morris agreed that this was a sensible arrangement.

Following the wedding festivities, Annie May prepared herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock came, the door opened and there was Morris, ready for action.

They united as one. All went well and Morris left his bride, who prepared to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Annie May heard another knock on her bedroom door. It was Morris again, ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, although somewhat delighted, Annie May consented to a second coupling.

When the newlyweds were done, Morris kissed his bride, bid her a fond goodnight and left.

Annie May was set to go to sleep again, but then came yet another knock on her door. Morris was back again, as fresh as a spring lamb and ready for more action.

Once again they enjoy each other.

As Morris made ready to leave again, his young bride said “I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris.”

Somewhat embarrassed and more than a little bemused, Morris turned to Annie May and said “You mean I came here already this evening??”