Monica

I think there is a long lasting fairy tale romance on the cards here x

Good Luck mr q ……..mooosey is such a feisty one

Trust me feisty ones can become over powering and very hurtful caught up in their own bubbles.

Look I knew a feisty one once, I grew very fond of them indeed only for them to shatter my heart into a million pieces.

Her two brothers became my best friends, and tried to warn me just nod and agree or feel the wrath of her tongue, I never listened and thought I could stand up to her only to be left abandoned and in distress, sleeping in alleyways and sheds n stuff.

Her mother said ”  just give her space, she will come round ” what a load of bollox that was, I think what she meant to say  was  f***off, we will play mind games and tip you over the edge.

The mother was one of the best kissers I had ever kissed lovely tender soft lips, I hear you curious nosey wallabies shouting ” what lips what lips don’t keep us in suspense ” okkkkkay I will tell you both of them tasted better than strawberry ice cream, she had a smile that got me through the day, and the thighs swerved in at the top and were so inviting I just had to get in between them, the bottom was perfectly rounded and curved into the tunnel of love.

Purrrrfect figure in fact she was my favourite of all time, we used to cuddle up on the sofa kissing, cuddling, canoodling, one time I even bent her over the arm of the chair, I will never forget that experience, ohhhhh lord to this day I still feel the tingling sensation mmmm.

Oh I hear you thinking what about the feisty one was he/she with her and cheated..? or was she the mothers daughter..?

Well if you can work it out private message me

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Anyways after the above, I burnt my bridges sort of speak.

Would all you nosey little brown noses like to hear what happened?

Sure you would so here goes 

I waited for over 33 hours 22 minutes 30 odd seconds for a message,  text,  whattsapp,  bla bla bla  sweating like a pornstar in a brothel with no dollars, or even a phone call or any sort of it’s ok i’m ok are you ok palarva Skype yada yada yada  basically any sort of contact…..So then I was travelling towards the tower bridge when my chauffeur received a phone call instead of me saying ”  tell him to stop phoning ” ( barrister told me to keep this name anonymous for legal reasons ) So then I headbutted the loudspeaker button in my rolls Royce to hear what was being said, only to hear them say ”  the tell that little fannyfart to stop ringing ” At this point I had been arguing with my chauffeur about the £67,000 they had borrowed ( STOLEN ) from me, and totally lost at it took the rage that should have been directed solely at the chauffeur out on them shouting ” *uck you, you ***king slaggggggggggggggg ” So my chauffeur grabbed the phone and ended the call.

Then I jumped out the car and sprinted towards the bridge thinking I am worthless piece of  💩 no one wants me *uck this i’m going to jump off this ***king Bridge. Anyways I ran straight up the side of the bridge in the scintillating titillating nike shorts a lovely sweet lady had bought me from sports direct as I had been a very good boy To then start texting their family messages like I coming over in my private helicopter to beat you all up you handicapped Mongolians, and i’m going  to go to Wembley stadium and beat her up and horrible nasty things gobbing of like a injured chimpanzee, and stuff like I have broke their jaws only to have a message back off my best friend try it i’m coming to yours to hit you around the head you little 💩with a baseball bat, needless to say I packed my best underpants and moved to the north pole in a igloo, this was after the fire service, paramedics, sas, ambulance service and military negotiators and tried to get me down off the bridge for over 7 hours bringing traffic to a total stand still and having to hear people shouting ” JUMP YOU BAST**D ” for 7 hours as they wanted to go to mcdonalds for some chicken nuggels.

Anyways the moral of this is mr q don’t gob off like I have done in the past just because mooosey is a ” feisty one ” it will get you  nowhere probably stuck hiding out in the north pole because their family want to give you a proper good pasting like I am

Needless to say I was sectioned under the mental health act and now in a mental home getting the right medication and treatments I need to sort my head out x

I hear you say how long ????? 2 FU**ING MONTHS