Mini Series

:lol: you lot are truly funny ! ! yes why dont you go back to b!tching and swearing at each other, its soooo original. I admit when I did the first short story, I had no idea people would follow suit. The Tw@trix is a truly marvellous piece of work ( in my humble opinion ).

Mr Anderson and Camel are not ‘me’ I can assure you. I do actually have a life, and although I’m a pretty fast typer, I certainly could’nt ‘knock out’ that amount !!

Judging by the comments on here and more importantly the people in the chatroom, who ‘my’ characters are loosley based on, 99 % have enjoyed them ( those stories that I have written) I can’t comment on the others, its just the same old moaners moaning it would seem, though there is an answer to the problem, not sure if you’ve thought of it eve, but its really quite simple !
ITS A PUBLIC FORUM !! And you are not the ‘Forum Police ‘
I tend to pick and choose which threads I look at, its not rocket science luv !!

IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM DON’T READ THEM !!

SIMPLES !!! (stole that off you thin )

Evening Coathanger – No I am not you and I am definitely not Mr Anderson – absolutely no way I could have written his prelude – went completely over my head because I don’t do details with things like computers.

I only did it for a giggle and then I got carried away – I could honestly imagine all of you coming alive and bonding together as the Witches of Miffedwick.

I was going to have Alkiarse in his water bed filled with petrol learning to smoke and then the grand finale would have been the witches, all coming together and singing…

“I am woman hear me Roar” – bonding and actually discovering that they were all capable of being friends without there keyboards.

This would have left Axante in the room typing “You’re all fat” to no one because the women had all become friends and no longer in the chat room.

Rosepetal would have set up a business selling second hand gimp masks on “e-bay”.

Born no longer keen on cucumbers, after having seen the e-coli bug on sky news – would have discovered a true love for broomstcks and collected those instead.

Claire and Queen B would have gone ten pin bowling together every Thursday.

Panda would have been stuffed and kept on Annettes rocking chair – and they actually would have rocked together!!!

Finally, Blonde would have sued her surgeon and sold her story to “News of the world” after having a love child even though all her bits had been removed.

Ah and Maria_s …. was never seen again :twisted:

Lol Hope the papers pay well, I can retire in luxury (btw who is the father of this ‘love child’)?

@andymcnabb wrote:

sorry panty bunch boi, its not that easy……………..

even a gimp like you shold be able to manage it

stop being a wet blanket these stories are superb.