Mine, to set the record straight!

@thin ice wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

i once stole a pound note off my dads dressing table when i was abt 6 went next door and went off to play after hiding it under the next door neighbours cushion, when it was found my “friend” crumbled and told his parents everything who in turn told mine and i had the hiding of my life, not for the fact i stole money or the amount just the fact i chose to steal at all and tried denying it, about 6 years later i attempted to steal a tube of polo’s once from a sweet shop goaded to by friends, still felt the effects of that good hiding 6 years earlier and went back and apologised and put them back :oops: so a word to the wise dont steal you’ll get your fundamental orifice severly tanned in one way or another, you will always get found out eventually.

ive stole a few hearts in my time
but last week i got nearly got away with a side of beef from tesco
was just sneaking out the door when security say oi what you doing with that side of beef
so i told him
roasties
red cabbage
corgettes
carrots
and lashings of gravy and a few yorkies

You remind me of a sad old grandad wearing light coloured slacks with white socks and brown leather sandals and thinking he looks “trendy.”

You think you’re cool and funny but really you’re just old and sad and needs to act his age.

@anc wrote:

oh, and for anyone’s info this is the telephone number of the met police:- 0207 321 8885 – if ya want my reference number, private message me! – now that should shut a few mouthes up shouldn’t it?!!!! I reiterate, it could be jo bloggs – I dunno at the moment – but, believe, me I will name and shame if it is someone from jc! ha!

me thinks your back tracking here ancy panky

@anc wrote:

I didn’t think it would take long – I planted a seed, and it has grown – I now know who took my money – absolutely no-one knew how much money I had left in my purse – I just found out – oh! well there ya go! – and if ya read this and have a go at me – woe betide believe me! oh, and also I only had £4.50 on my boots card – good luck with no 7! ha! you know I know who you are – I am absolutely livid – so, be careful wot you say in here! lots of love to everyone I like mwa mwa xxx

Maybe this is what Thin Ice means by backtracking,
First you know and now you don’t lol :D

Odd innit In here?! :wink:

@thin ice wrote:

pandie pops
thats not stiring
thats envy
you have def seen my pics
and you cant cope with my striking good looks and my wit and reparte

you really must try harder mush
i can make people laugh with out resorting to personal critism
for a while i thought you might b fun
im seriously disapointed in your efforts

No of course, Mr Thin, you have never levelled personal criticism @ anyone here at all have you?

Think carefully now… Oh! Your nose has just grown – well one part of your anatomy has to at least.

And although I haven’t seen your pic Mr Ice, I have seen one of your identical twin brother:

Hmmm, yum…

See what you’re missing ladies?