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  • 4 January, 2006 at 12:04 am #2372

    Soulie

    Hello and thank you for dialling the Mental Health Hotline.

    Please select the type of assistance that you require:

    If you are compulsive/obsessive, – press 1, repeatedly

    If you are co-dependant – get someone else to press 2 for you.

    If you are schizophrenic – a little voice will tell you which button to push.

    If you suffer from multiple personality disorder – press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

    If you suffer from depression, – press any button, it won`t matter anyway!

    If you are paranoid delusional, – just hang up – we know who you are, where you live and that you have called. We will get to you sooner or later.

    ( nicked it from clare on the ocs forum – cos shethought it was funny as, where i thought it was rather horrid and cruel)

    4 January, 2006 at 12:05 am #180047

    angel

    I had that on email a little while back…made me LOL :lol:

    4 January, 2006 at 2:02 am #180048

    Squeezy

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    4 January, 2006 at 7:50 am #180049

    wildwolf nw

    funny as hell,un less u have a mental health issue,wich is on the rise in this country.but then again every thing is funny until it touches some one close to you.

    4 January, 2006 at 9:13 am #180050

    clar..ey

    @wildwolf nw wrote:

    funny as hell,un less u have a mental health issue,wich is on the rise in this country.but then again every thing is funny until it touches some one close to you.

    i have a mental health issue …..

    and i’m the clare that nicked it :)

    4 January, 2006 at 12:25 pm #180051

    clar..ey

    @tommy-toxen wrote:

    :lol:

    I think it’s hilarious

    But i don’t believe in made-up “disorders” that are just an excuse to break the law, act like a complete jerk or just to claim disablility anyway.

    There are true mental illnesses like brain damage.

    and i think u need to live or know someone with a “disorder” and then say it’s an excuse…

    that comment has got me so mad :x

    4 January, 2006 at 12:29 pm #180052

    angel

    @wildwolf nw wrote:

    funny as hell,un less u have a mental health issue,wich is on the rise in this country.but then again every thing is funny until it touches some one close to you.

    Well I’ve suffered with depression myself WW and sure didn’t take offence at it, if we can’t have a sense of humour in this big bad world then we have nothing.

    4 January, 2006 at 12:32 pm #180053

    Soulie

    run tommy, clare is after ya

    gotta agree with tommy though in a sense.. but not tottaly

    4 January, 2006 at 12:34 pm #180054

    AbitofMary_J

    this line is always engaged…. lol

    4 January, 2006 at 1:07 pm #180055

    PATS

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    this line is always engaged…. lol

    :D i’ve got u on hold mary j……………….

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