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12 August, 2007 at 2:14 pm #7672
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ….. They irritate the cr ap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ….Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ….Chocolate Bars …. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ….Commercials ……. You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ……Government Bonds …. They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like …..Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ……..Lava Lamps … Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
13 August, 2007 at 8:09 am #282650Haha, nos 11 and 13 are particularly good ones. :D
14 August, 2007 at 7:24 am #282651@abitofmary_j wrote:
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ….. They irritate the cr ap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ….Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ….Chocolate Bars …. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ….Commercials ……. You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ……Government Bonds …. They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like …..Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ……..Lava Lamps … Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Are you a Lettuce Licker ?
14 August, 2007 at 8:59 am #282652Oh i like lol But dont ya just love em :(
14 August, 2007 at 1:29 pm #282653men are like daisy petals love em, love em not,love em, love not………..
14 August, 2007 at 6:36 pm #282654@sunshine1 wrote:
men are like daisy petals love em, love em not,love em, love not………..
I can tell your still after me ar`nt ya …..
16 August, 2007 at 1:42 am #282655@ugo wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ….. They irritate the cr ap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ….Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ….Chocolate Bars …. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ….Commercials ……. You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ……Government Bonds …. They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like …..Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ……..Lava Lamps … Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Are you a Lettuce Licker ?
wit the f cuk is a lettice licker…??? ill say no anyways Ugo… as im sure it smutty comin fae U…!!! but witever tickles n float ur boat Ugo….!!
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