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Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the sh!t out of you.
Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them..
Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
Men are like . Lava Lamps …. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
:wink: 8) 8)
The blender one tickled me! :D
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I have one with a feather on the end that would tickle ya!
@The Observer wrote:
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I have one with a feather on the end that would tickle ya!
:P :P :P 8)
Duster I meant of course! I am quite domesticated and can reach most places others cannot reach.
The snowstorm one wa the best, I usually end up gettin caught in a little shower when I least expect it. :roll:
The Laxative one really cracked me up. And speaking from experience – it’s soooooo true. :lol: :lol:
Men are like Vibrators….. they too can’t Mown the lawn….!!
AbitofMary_J wrote:Men are like Vibrators….. they too can
‘t Mown the lawn….!
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