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I’ve been chatting in JC for almost 1en years now. In the early years I had my fair share of asl, but a few inventive chatters had more exciting openers…
some personal favourites include,
would you like to dance naked under trees in the moonlight and eat Jaffa cakes with me?
i bet you have pubic hair to your knees….
do you prefer a dyson or Henry?
there was one about a comprehensive school and a girl named …..
Please feel free to share your funny opening lines here. Keep it light ty x
What your age, are you male or female, where u live? Lol..always those lines.
What your age, are you male or female, where u live? Lol..always those lines.
Yes we have all wondered if you are male or female 😐
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Do you prefer CS gas or rohypnol.
You are so honest and genuine.
Fancy going for a mak deeze.
Your arse isn’t big.
Say must be great that and when they reply say looking as beautiful as you.
Fancy a free holiday to pontins
thins best line is my sons a mincer my wife left me for another woman and I’ve never seen you here before or he asks if you are male or female pml.
Thank you thin. I will curtesy in my dress. Tip my hat off to you.
It’s with some relief I can say I’ve never been offered a trip to Pontin’s ….. or Haggerston Castle
Always funny when some one asks linda if shes male or female…..even milky doesn’t know….PML LMAO RATF
Milko does know that’s the thing he’s a pm mincer
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