May the 3rd…. what will happen? Well, the weather will be a bit cra/ppier than it has been, the workmen wont turn up (whom you took the day off for) and when your all riled up and ready for the election people to knock on your door and ask if you’ve voted not one bugger is brave enough to do so!!!!!
Oh… another thing that happens on May the 3rd….. you clean your kids bedrooms cos they are minging and blame that on the government too (comes down to education of course), and you realise its only 10 days till your birthday…. = another year gone lol!!!!!
(edit: I obviously mean May 4th or May 5th now its past midnight lol!!!!…. only 9 days till my birthday then doh!!!)