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    @hermangrrrman! wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    wot a wuss!!!!!!!!……………..try superglue chess..that will shut him up. 8)

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR not the superglue!!!!!!! I prefer the needle and thread pweeze! :-# :-#:-#:-#:-#:-#:-#

    i might glue ye chubble while i’m at it. 8)

    #235598

    ooooooh that would be nice thanks pats! Hmmmm@gushy liquid on me chubble! lol

    #235599

    Bat

    @hermangrrrman! wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    wot a wuss!!!!!!!!……………..try superglue chess..that will shut him up. 8)

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR not the superglue!!!!!!! I prefer the needle and thread pweeze! :-# :-#:-#:-#:-#:-#:-#

    Oh stop bloody whinging like a big girls blouse ffs and take it like a man. OK, ladies, I found a few little “extras”. First, the super glue…

    then some nails to nail him to the chair so he cant escape I think….

    Then some nice strong tape to stifle the screams…..


    and finally, last but not least, something to saw away any rough edges left behind by the drill….

    and if he still feels anything after all that we could always hit him over the head with a hammer.
    Trust us Max, we know what wer,e doing, it wont hurt one tiny bit will it ladies? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: and look Max, the saw has even got your name on it!! isnt that nice? :wink:

    #235600

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Im in stitches here, that is classic! Pmsl ya git Bat! Ffs cant stop laffin !!!
    Awwwwww what are you like Bat, u make me pi ss!

    #235601

    Cas

    :shock:Whoooooooo thats a lotta duck tape Bat eh…… we could always throw in a full body wax wi that while we at it :wink: two for the price of one 8) :-

    #235602

    I must be going soft but i actually feel sorry for you hermy mate lol :D

    #235603

    Bat

    @(f)politics? wrote:

    I must be going soft but i actually feel sorry for you hermy mate lol :D

    Feel sorry for him??? ffs, your supposed to be on MY side!! fgs dont start giving him sympathy lol.It,s his own fault for being such a big girls blouse in the first place lol. Now then ladies, once we,ve pulled his poorly toof out, who wants to pull the wax strips off? I found these……..

    and just in case he screams too much, I,ve got this at the ready……

    PATS, Chessy,Sunny, are ya ready? Who wants to go first then? Now just hold still Max, this wont hurt a bit..we,ll be very gentle with you, wont we ladies? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    #235604

    @bat wrote:

    @(f)politics? wrote:

    I must be going soft but i actually feel sorry for you hermy mate lol :D

    Feel sorry for him??? ffs, your supposed to be on MY side!! fgs dont start giving him sympathy lol.It,s his own fault for being such a big girls blouse in the first place lol. Now then ladies, once we,ve pulled his poorly toof out, who wants to pull the wax strips off? I found these……..

    and just in case he screams too much, I,ve got this at the ready……

    PATS, Chessy,Sunny, are ya ready? Who wants to go first then? Now just hold still Max, this wont hurt a bit..we,ll be very gentle with you, wont we ladies? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    GIMME THE HAMMER……………… 8)

    #235605

    Can I pull the strips off pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee. OMG this is gonna be so much fun :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #235606

    Just you wait! The next time I see Bat, Chess or PATS, I’m gonna turn to “ikkle evil Hermy” and bully you all for your punishments!

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