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    Mary had a little lamb
    she tied it to a pylon
    a thousand volts shot up it’s bum
    and turned it’s wool to nylon!

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    Mary had a little lamb,the doctor was amazed.

    #294072

    Mary had a little watch
    She swallowed it one day.
    And now she’s taking laxatives
    To pass the time away.

    As time went on and time went by
    The watch it would not pass
    So if Mary wants to know the time
    She stuffs her head right up her ****

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