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@tommy ‘Death Wish’ ToXeN wrote:
…..You do realise you just gave me the exact location of where you will be staying! Me and my mob will come with our tommy guns, zoot suits and TNT and sort out you and your mafia family!!
Va bene my leetle one – there is method in my madness !!! The road up the hill to our house is only one car width and passes through some pretty gloomy olive groves (where nobody can see ”too much”).
Cousin Luigi and Brother-in-Law ”Little” Giovanni (he’s 6’4” tall and built like a brick shíthouse) are always on patrol for the ‘Capo di Tutti Capi’ (and Don PB + La Contessa PB, when we are there). Anbody going up the hill gets a ‘Baci di Lupara’ – or kiss with a shotgun, generally behind the ear !!!
Looking forward to seeing you there, if only briefly !!!!
PS They do a great line in funerals, wailing women, black horses pulling the hearse etc etc. You’d love it !!!
:roll: has ge gone yet???????????????
@tommy ‘ He’s gonna sleepa weeth the fishes’ ToXeN wrote:
Who said I’d be going up in a car, or walking?
We’ll parachute down from a stealth plane and sneak into your house, take out your armed guards and blow you to smithereens and we’ll be home for tea before your mob knows what happened!!!!
The ‘Capo di Tutti Capi’ thought of that one years ago. In fact the Carabinieri have tried it and come seriously unstuck before.
The house / villa is hidden in the olive groves and is virtually invisible from the air. They tell me that there is a supply of Stinger missiles available to discourage any airborne attacks Tommy. Sorry about that.
Apart from anything else, the local women are seriously fierce and can handle weapons better than most men. (Stilletto is an Italian word after all – think about it !!!).
Right I am off to bed now – up at 3.00am , ugh ugh.
See ya next month.
sod off PB hehehehehe
have a gud time
Emma xx
I was only kidding when I said you can have some time off, you old git!
Oh well seeing as I suspect you will be off no matter what, have a good time!
@will Power wrote:
@chathostuk wrote:
I was only kidding when I said you can have some time off, you old git!
Oh well seeing as I suspect Will will wank me off no matter what, have a good time!
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@forumhostpb wrote:
@soulie wrote:
have a good holiday, what part of italy will you be visiting?
We have an apartment in my father-in-law’s house which is near a village called Santa Maria di Castellabate in the province of Campania. This is down the Mediterranean coast around 150Km South of Naples. (Naples -> Salerno -> Paestum -> Agropoli then 20 mins or so along the coast to Santa Maria).
It is beautiful there, scenery to die for, golden beaches, hot sun, pizza and cappucino, mmmmmmm !!
Picture of the coast looking North
This describes the Bay of Castellabate
used to visit a town near naples myself… a loverly place.. if you get the chance, visit pompey, my memorys of it are fantastic, and being very hot
some loverly places there, have a good time
Is he?????
Emma xx
Have a good time PB :D
….can you just imagine the siggy pics that are going to appear for the next month…… :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dont act so fast squeezy! I will be reducing the number of hours spent sipping margaritas next to my infinity swimming pool and being fanned by miss universe contestants to pop in every now and again :wink:
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