Ah! Kenty/Ang/Jen/Annette/Mooose/Teapot/inset name here………….(delete as appropriate)
I’ve read your submissions to the boards/room and find them quite enthralling, I’ve never said this to a woman online before, but I’d really like to meet for a cup of tea sometime. Your place would be fine, let me have your postcode for my satnav. . . . .