Manky old fanny

JUSTNOTHING wrote:

can u tell me if u ever log in any chat room with your mem name, i ask as i keep seeing someone who calls him self thebest/mags obv as a guest, as i do remember some times u post suppose info about people in the chat room/s but i have never seen your mem name in here so u must be invisible or a guest.

also why are u going to be near the rels, like can u not just do the funeral then go back to your flat?

If only you knew aunt fanny, she wont take no for an answer and is determined to come back to our house .  The problem is John is a bit of a screamer so with her religious beliefs we will have to use the gag to keep him quiet as he tends to sound like a tortured vampire bat at the point of no return.

Hopefully when I scream bottoms up ordering my husband into position, aunt fanny will just think we are having a drink to mourn my grandfather as he wasn’t called tommy two cans for nothing. He was always partial to a can of woodpecker cider at the sauna .. as we used to say drinking the cans , if any of us weren’t drunk enough , tip your heads back lads and swallow that pecker          

ruthless wrote:

Is “Manky old fanny” the 1st song?

Maybe its a re-used cliché.

Make sense?

Usual drivel, where you mention MisterQ as chief Ken Dodd?

Well, I`m not really into drivel but at least MisterQ knows what a fanny is without consulting a bible.

Anyways, you have friends? wow

dont pretend you aren’t well known down the sauna with your “friends” johnny boy