MAN QUIZ : how do you score ?

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) lovemaking
b) screwing
c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) your blood-test results
c) five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) your partner climaxes first
b) you both climax simultaneously
c) you don’t miss Sportsnight

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) healthy, creative love-play
b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you’ve just had sex with is
a) the best part of the experience
b) the second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell
her that it is:
a) No concern of yours
b) not a problem, she can join your gym
c) a conservative estimate

7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
a) a myth
b) an oxymoron
c) a moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) appetizer is to entree
b) primer is to paint
c) a line is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) “I hope we can still be friends.”
b) “I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the
beep.”
c) “Welcome to Dumpsville: Population; YOU.”

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you ‘play with yourself’:
a) probably needs a little more time before she can cope
with that sort of intimacy
b) is uptight and a waste of time
c) shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first
place

Evaluating the results:

If you answered “a” more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

If you answered “b” more than 7 times, check into therapy,you’re a little confused.