Man buys ice cream at shop, Leicestershire

@jen_jen wrote:

@terry wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Sorry, I was practising for my new book, 50 Shades of Chocolate… :oops:

Put me down for a signed copy. :wink:

You won’t want your signed copy now then…I was going to deliver it in person too…ah well.

You tell him, jen. And cancel his delivery of the Daily Mail and Mail on Sunday. That’ll teach him.

She shivered in anticipation as the wrapper rustled. Slowly, teasingly, she peeled it back, her eyes widening, her pupils dilating as she took in the shape, the texture, the length…she wondered how on earth she could fit it all in, she wasn’t exactly a big girl in that department. A dare was a dare though, her friend Carla had promised her that if she succeeded she would have the most intense, orgasmic experience ever and her inner goddess screamed in delight. She closed her eyes and breathed in deeply…oh the aroma, she was in sensory heaven! But could she? She bit her lip and blushed at the thought as her inner goddess yawned and filed her nails. Carla’s voice rang in her ears: “You won’t do it though, you’re too refined, too much of a ladieeeeee” in that sing-song, slightly mocking voice, whilst her inner goddess tutted impatiently. Well she’d show Carla, she was about to add a new experience to her journey in becoming a woman of the world.

She opened her eyes and gasped as she took in the wonderous sight of the deep brown rippled surface, the length just taking her breath away as she imagined taking it all in one go. It was time, time to experience it totally, in all its magnificent glory. She licked her lips, closed her eyes, opened her rosebud pink lips and let the tip enter her mouth….then shoved the whole flake in in one go! Unable to make a sound although her inner goddess made up for it with wild whoops of delight, her eyes widened as the chocolate melted in her mouth, coating every part of it, her pretty cheeks bulging as she experienced complete sensory overload and collapsed in a state of bliss, blasting that damned pmt-chocolate craving into oblivion.

No more fun-size flakes for her, she was a woman of the world now and was going to demand full size every time from now on.

=D>
Love it Jen

@jen_jen wrote:

She shivered in anticipation as the wrapper rustled. Slowly, teasingly, she peeled it back, her eyes widening, her pupils dilating as she took in the shape, the texture, the length…she wondered how on earth she could fit it all in, she wasn’t exactly a big girl in that department. A dare was a dare though, her friend Carla had promised her that if she succeeded she would have the most intense, orgasmic experience ever and her inner goddess screamed in delight. She closed her eyes and breathed in deeply…oh the aroma, she was in sensory heaven! But could she? She bit her lip and blushed at the thought as her inner goddess yawned and filed her nails. Carla’s voice rang in her ears: “You won’t do it though, you’re too refined, too much of a ladieeeeee” in that sing-song, slightly mocking voice, whilst her inner goddess tutted impatiently. Well she’d show Carla, she was about to add a new experience to her journey in becoming a woman of the world.

She opened her eyes and gasped as she took in the wonderous sight of the deep brown rippled surface, the length just taking her breath away as she imagined taking it all in one go. It was time, time to experience it totally, in all its magnificent glory. She licked her lips, closed her eyes, opened her rosebud pink lips and let the tip enter her mouth….then shoved the whole flake in in one go! Unable to make a sound although her inner goddess made up for it with wild whoops of delight, her eyes widened as the chocolate melted in her mouth, coating every part of it, her pretty cheeks bulging as she experienced complete sensory overload and collapsed in a state of bliss, blasting that damned pmt-chocolate craving into oblivion.

No more fun-size flakes for her, she was a woman of the world now and was going to demand full size every time from now on.

You been spying on me! :P

Does anyone remember the scene from Harry Enfiled when Waynetta Slob tries to seduce Wayne with a flake?