Man buys ice cream at shop, Leicestershire

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Sorry, I was practising for my new book, 50 Shades of Chocolate… :oops:

Does the bloke hit the woman with a bar? :D

He tries to but her inner goddess gobbles it up (the bar that is) and she has the most amazing phenylethylamine-induced orgasm she has ever experienced…

*snickers @ that

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Sorry, I was practising for my new book, 50 Shades of Chocolate… :oops:

Does the bloke hit the woman with a bar? :D

He tries to but her inner goddess gobbles it up (the bar that is) and she has the most amazing phenylethylamine-induced orgasm she has ever experienced…

*snickers @ that

Well it was a marathon…

Was she exhausted After Eight?

@jen_jen wrote:

No she had a Boost.

Did she call for a Time Out?

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

No she had a Boost.

Did she call for a Time Out?

She did, but then she couldn’t decide whether to have a break and have a kit kat or whether to p-p-p-pick up a penguin.

She was betwixed then?

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

No she had a Boost.

Did she call for a Time Out?

She did, but then she couldn’t decide whether to have a break and have a kit kat or whether to p-p-p-pick up a penguin.

She was betwixed then?

It was enough to send her all curly wurly.

And wispa a load of nonsense?