The best wipe is the Guardian.. its a softer made paper. and less likely to leave Missus Petrlongos stars on yer erse !
my pc is in living room, 2 feet away from my telly. so i have the best of both worlds. I cant use lappys. ! IF i ever bought one, which,lets face it i probably WILL one day, id need to use a normal keyboard.
I NEVER use pink toilet roll, as i watched a documentary 30 years ago saying the pink dye was bad for sealife, so i boycotted it ever since.. im funny that way !