MADNESS..

It’s pi ssing me off, think i’m going insane,..
it’s driving me mad, and it’s mashing my brain!
I’m talking to No-One as if they are there,..
I thought i saw Jesus, sprawled out on my chair!
It’s finally happened, so hey, what the hell..
I’m ready and waiting for my padded cell.
I’m going Banana’s, i’m talking to cups..
It’s finally happened, i’m really f u c k e d up!
I pretend i’m a plane, i pretend i’m a merc..
Sumbody help me, i’m going beserk!
I’m flashing to donkeys, i’m talking to cars..
I run upto old women, and start shouting, arrgghhh..
The doctor won’t help me, i’m too much of a risk.
I went into the kitchen, and spoke to the whisk!
I’m forgetting my name, and i fancy my cat..
Somebody help me, i feel like a tw at.
Call the men in white jackets, and section me please,..
I call myself Tarzan, and i swing from the trees.
I even believe Elvis lives in my attic.
One minute I’m low, and the next i’m ecstatic.
I am going crazy,
and it’s starting to show.
The seeds I aint planted, have started to grow!
My dog won’t stop talking,
it’s not that I’m pissed..
I am going mad, cos he doesn’t exist!
Somebody listen, it really aint fair..
There’s Jesus again, setting light to my chair!
I shout at the people I see on tv..
I’m worrying now, as they shout back at me.
It’s what they call Madness, psychotic indeed..
I’m going like this, i don’t even smoke weed!
On Tuesdays I’m Batman,
on Wednesday’s I’m glad..
Coz things seem like normal,
Captain Birdseye’s my Dad!
On Sundays in Church,
i upset Nevil the priest..
As I claim I’m the spawn of the devil, the beast!
Today I am Norman,
tommorow I’m Fred..
Oh F u c k i n g Hell Peeps,
I’m going Outta My Head!
So call up the NutHouse,
I’ll be there tonight..
Cos that is my home now,
i won’t even fight!
Now what was I saying,
I’M LOSING THE PLOT..
I’ll tell you again,
just incase you forgot! :shock: