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I had a dream in which I suddenly found myself naked in a chat room
no hold on that was real………..
(it was a very warm night)
@toybulldog wrote:
I had a dream in which I suddenly found myself naked in a chat room
no hold on that was real………..
(it was a very warm night)
:) I have continual dreams.. as in IF i dont reach the target one time i get a second chance !
usually means my mother is allowed ” home” like some upper being decided she CAN come and see me,, and i hurry through phones that dont work, buses that break down,and walking through mud, to get back home to see her. I NEVER get there in time ! ,, its like a comedy circuit ending ! ” OH lesley she HAD to go back” .. for over 30 years i have had this dream !
Yet.. I have similar with my husband,, he gets to come home,,im delighted at first. but then get damm fed up of him, as i realised i kinda enjoyed the freedom :) Its more deeper than that,, in the dream, my mum in law knows he didnt die afterall.. he just wanted away from me and the bairns. and he comes back, and im like ” oh fook”
I wish id get to the end of my Mummy dream,, Id love to see her. For five minutes with her. But then id be greedy and wouldnt let her go.. I was only 16 and id love to have known her as an adult, especially when i had my own kids. So many unanswered questions that i will NEVER know about. I was her double,,as my son is mine and my wee grandson is like us too, the same mole,the same dirty sense of humour :)
@rubyred wrote:
@toybulldog wrote:
I have continual dreams.. as in IF i dont reach the target one time i get a second chance !
usually means my mother is allowed ” home” like some upper being decided she CAN come and see me,, and i hurry through phones that dont work, buses that break down,and walking through mud, to get back home to see her. I NEVER get there in time ! ,, its like a comedy circuit ending
awww hun
yes that dream where your target is ever-present but cannot be reached. Your legs won’t move the train is late the latent sense of frustration building and building, forcing you in your dream state to come up with a dramatic resolution that results in people looking at you slightly askance…
LOL real life !
@toybulldog wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
@toybulldog wrote:
I have continual dreams.. as in IF i dont reach the target one time i get a second chance !
usually means my mother is allowed ” home” like some upper being decided she CAN come and see me,, and i hurry through phones that dont work, buses that break down,and walking through mud, to get back home to see her. I NEVER get there in time ! ,, its like a comedy circuit ending
awww hun
yes that dream where your target is ever-present but cannot be reached. Your legs won’t move the train is late the latent sense of frustration building and building, forcing you in your dream state to come up with a dramatic resolution that results in people looking at you slightly askance…
LOL real life !
nah no fooker looks at me “askance”.. actually i lie,, they dooooooo ! as im a real life agony aunt, a bringer of sanctity and and all round jolly good sport !
pah !
well on chat you type “why are you looking at me askance fooker”
in real life you can just nut them, or they nut you, but eventually you become great mates.
on chat it don’t get resolved………………..
Id still rather have 5 mins with me Mum, than be the cool mum that kids pals come to for advice,pregnancy tests,canestan and the way i make my paper laddies skin crawl LOL..
I get my papers delivered, always have done and im at stage oif life that i know folks as they were once my “paper boy” as in the deliverer.. I had one for 2 years,, jaysus,, NOTHING would make HIM smile..
One night a few years back i answered the door in a scream mask, making stabbing motions ! did he smile ?? did he fook. I saw him recently as he has done well for his wee self ! but when he spots me he kinda, looks right through me,, but at the same petrtified ! As he is high up in council now.. so when no one is looking,, i STILL make the stab motions AT him.. !
oh how i laugh as his face turns white !
@toybulldog wrote:
well on chat you type “why are you looking at me askance fooker”
in real life you can just nut them, or they nut you, but eventually you become great mates.
on chat it don’t get resolved………………..
actually thats more true than ya may even realise :)
@rubyred wrote:
Id still rather have 5 mins with me Mum, than be the cool mum that kids pals come to for advice,pregnancy tests,canestan and the way i make my paper laddies skin crawl LOL..
I get my papers delivered, always have done and im at stage oif life that i know folks as they were once my “paper boy” as in the deliverer.. I had one for 2 years,, jaysus,, NOTHING would make HIM smile..
One night a few years back i answered the door in a scream mask, making stabbing motions ! did he smile ?? did he fook. I saw him recently as he has done well for his wee self ! but when he spots me he kinda, looks right through me,, but at the same petrtified ! As he is high up in council now.. so when no one is looking,, i STILL make the stab motions AT him.. !
h how i laugh as his face turns white !
LOL @ stabbing motions in the council chambers !
I don’t think I’ve ever advised anyone regarding the merits of canestan cream, and I include myself .
@toybulldog wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
Id still rather have 5 mins with me Mum, than be the cool mum that kids pals come to for advice,pregnancy tests,canestan and the way i make my paper laddies skin crawl LOL..
I get my papers delivered, always have done and im at stage oif life that i know folks as they were once my “paper boy” as in the deliverer.. I had one for 2 years,, jaysus,, NOTHING would make HIM smile..
One night a few years back i answered the door in a scream mask, making stabbing motions ! did he smile ?? did he fook. I saw him recently as he has done well for his wee self ! but when he spots me he kinda, looks right through me,, but at the same petrtified ! As he is high up in council now.. so when no one is looking,, i STILL make the stab motions AT him.. !
h how i laugh as his face turns white !
LOL @ stabbing motions in the council chambers !
I don’t think I’ve ever advised anyone regarding the merits of canestan cream, and I include myself .
its a chick thing..
and NO not in council chambers.. he lives this way still, so often comes in after a council meeting with his council bum chums. Decent enough blokes like,,but i can always see this wee insipid bloke as a wee younger insipid bloke. ! They are high up labour councillors, so ya will respect me not naming him LOL.Its when he walks in my local,, all c.ock o the north way.. ! and spots meeeeeeee !! I swear he turns a shade of green ! and I know his colleagues so they invite me over etc.. HE cannot look me in the eye !
im a wicked ass lil strumpet at times !
I even have the eek eek eek stabbings sounds in a perfect 3 part harmony !
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