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I was in this field of flowing corn.
Saw this group of people gathered around a painting and went to look………..It was a blank white canvas with a heavy black solid line line going across the middle . Everyone was like…… ” It’s Wonderful, It’s a Masterpiece !! “…………………but I just didn’t get it, what are you talking about I shouted, it’s just a blank white canvas that someone daubed a line across………….”Oh no Toy” they said, ” can’t you just appreciate the contemporary relevance of its essential being “…………
Hardly.
I felt isolated, alone in the universe, completely misunderstood. My constipated cat could have done something better on a rainy tuesday. But these people looked at me with sad, pitying eyes. I thought about shagging, and food, in that order. Neither helped remove that feeling of complete disorientation. So I looked again.All of a sudden the line seemed to grow beyond the canvas, it grew and grew to limitless proportions; it seemed to encompass the whole universe and stand for what is real, what is permanent, like a hidden truth revealed to those who hold a modicum of faith in their hearts. I felt privy to something known since the beginning of creation’s relentless march.
anyways, then I woke up, brushed my teeth, and had bacon + eggs with a fried slice on the side. I coulda done with some ketchup but the bottle was empty……………..
I bet your lil paws were going 10 to the dozen and you were trying to bark but it didnt quite come out… more of a whimper. And your mama and dada were going “aww bless… toys dreaming of girl dogs again, look at his little paws running after them all” :lol:
shazz my sweetness, have you ever thought of becoming a canine psychologist ?
you may have talents in this area…………………..
growls and shows teeth :twisted: :lol:
well, last night i had a boring one….i was dreaming about work :twisted: how annoying is that??? ffs i spend the best part of my day there, then dream about it at night! luckily its rarety with me. Past week or so, the job and people have been winding me up big style, must be rag week :wink: :P
a dream ive had many times in the past is one where my teeth fall out :shock: not had it in quite a while though, shaz ive also had the ones where you dream you’re peeing for england and it goes on and on, then i wake up and realllly need to go :) and ive had the ones where i wake up really sobbing or really laughing hysterically over something. I love dreams 8)
well, I had a belter last night! I dreamt that i was going out with george clooney! it was the early stages of the relationship and we were stuck to each others faces like leeches – i swear at one stage i gave him a bj :shock: 8) the weird thing is, hes not someone i’d say i fancy like mad in real life, so i dont know why my brain chose him :? ….anyway, part way through the dream, he sort of morphed into jack from eastenders…and i thought, now you’re talking!!! phwoooooarrrrrr. Everything was going great…until i heard my cat hocking up a fur ball in the middle of the night which woke me up :twisted: i was gutted!! finally managed to get back to sleep, but this is when it all went tits up. I think me and george/jack were at my mum and dads house upstairs and i was saying how we never seemed to get anytime on our own (this is true of real life when i used to live at my mums as we have a big family and i never got a minute to myself)…next thing you know, he went downstairs, and when he came back up he was making a phone call. I heard him say “ambulance” …calm as you like. I said “whats going on?” and he said “your dads had a heart attack” I ran downstairs and saw my dad sitting upright on the sofa, and all his left side had gone (like he had suffered a stroke) …the ambulance came and mum went with him. me and george/jack said we would follow in the car. This is where it gets weird…we ended up in an off license that belongs to an asian mate at work (ive never actually been in his parents shop – and the shop in the dream isnt one ive ever been in either – how freaked out will i be if i ever go to my mates parents shop and find its the same one in the dream!! :shock: ) anyway we didnt buy anything but my mate asked me to help him out behind the counter for an hour, which i did. Then news came to us that my sister had given birth to a baby girl called Troc (i think this is a result of me starting the weird names thread yesterday!) and i then had a feeling that my dad had died because people say when you hear about a birth it usually follows a death…the dream is a bit hazy after this but i think my dad did die…someone mentioned he was only 52. (I think hes actually 55ish in real life so phew!)
Well remembered Pebbles, dont you find once you start training yourself to remember them/write them down it all gets easier.
Last night’s I can only remember a bit of it. I was going for an audition in this big hall and I had my old kicker boots on (very faithful and very red). This guy who was quite good looking, was laying on the floor, and he used his foot to not trip me up, but to try and stop me in my tracks. I panicked, as I thought dave would take offence (he was just infront of me), as the guy was giving me the eye, and I didnt want WW3 breaking out. I carried on and ignored the guy, but took a look back and he had shiny new kicker boots on!
Then it went all silly, the audition room changed into my old school, and I then spent ages trying to find my way out, cos as is common with all dreams, it had completely changed and was hardly a school atall.
Found a loo… it was covered in faceas, so couldnt use it, everybody had dissapeared, was nude, or lacked underwear at some point, and then I either woke up or ventured into another one!
I always look forward to my dreams as they are suitably weird such as the one where I was dancing on a hillside with a bunch of gnomes before being chased by these angry red lizards that had clubs for tails. or the one where I was fighting a giant mechanical griffen atop a skyscraper under a giant moon and then suddenly finding myself on a wooden galleon that sailed across the sky with a great and fearsome kraken attacking it from beneath the surface of the sea below.
@toybulldog wrote:
I was in this field of flowing corn.
Saw this group of people gathered around a painting and went to look………..It was a blank white canvas with a heavy black solid line line going across the middle . Everyone was like…… ” It’s Wonderful, It’s a Masterpiece !! “…………………but I just didn’t get it, what are you talking about I shouted, it’s just a blank white canvas that someone daubed a line across………….”Oh no Toy” they said, ” can’t you just appreciate the contemporary relevance of its essential being “…………
Hardly.
I felt isolated, alone in the universe, completely misunderstood. My constipated cat could have done something better on a rainy tuesday. But these people looked at me with sad, pitying eyes. I thought about shagging, and food, in that order. Neither helped remove that feeling of complete disorientation. So I looked again.All of a sudden the line seemed to grow beyond the canvas, it grew and grew to limitless proportions; it seemed to encompass the whole universe and stand for what is real, what is permanent, like a hidden truth revealed to those who hold a modicum of faith in their hearts. I felt privy to something known since the beginning of creation’s relentless march.
anyways, then I woke up, brushed my teeth, and had bacon + eggs with a fried slice on the side. I coulda done with some ketchup but the bottle was empty……………..
In your dream did you log in as “Toybulldog” before it started then?? :shock:
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