Lyrics that remind you of JC

My (ir)regular prayer to JC at the ungodly hour of dawn! Sated with sex and booze.. during my .. umm.. tired and emotional moments :P

(yes, that’s me in the chair)

National Express

Take the National Express
When your life’s in a mess
It’ll make you smile :)

All human life is here
From the feeble old dear
To the screaming child :x

From the student who knows
That to have one of those
Would be suicide :o

To the family man
Manhandling the pram
With paternal pride O:)

And everybody sings
Ba ba ba da… :D/
Yeah =D>
Uh huh 8)
Alright :lol:

We’re going where the air is free :-

On the National Express
There’s a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea :D

She’ll provide you with drinks =P~
And theatrical winks :wink:
For a sky-high fee :?

Mini-skirts were in style
When she danced down the aisle
Back in 63 :-

But it’s hard to get by
When your arse is the size
Of a small country :shock:

And everybody sings
Ba ba ba da… :D/
Yeah =D>
Uh huh 8)
Alright :lol:

We’re going where the air is free :-

Tomorrow belongs to me :roll:

When you’re sad and feeling blue
With nothing better to do :|
Dont just sit there feeling stressed [-X
Take a trip on :arrow:
The National Express :D/

Let’s go..

National Express..

:P

The Divine Comedy