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I’D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. I’d love to be eight again” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and M&Ms .
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked “Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed “I meant my dress size, you twit”
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he’s still going to get it wrong.
LMFAO mary.. and Yoooo hoooo elo louvvie :D
love is………………….. a misunderstanding between 2 idiots!!! ;)
@innocence wrote:
LMFAO mary.. and Yoooo hoooo elo louvvie :D
Wooooooooooo Hooooooo Inno long timey xx hope ur well
elo Cath xx
Love is a waste of time…………. it never works :twisted:
@oss wrote:
Love is a waste of time…………. it never works :twisted:
aweee Oss another 1 bites the Dust.. ..
What ya mean another one, i never loved anyone EVER :lol:
@oss wrote:
What ya mean another one, i never loved anyone EVER :lol:
aweeee now do I have to give ya tea n shoulder to greet on…?? or do I tell you somewhere out there ‘ god forbid’ there’s a special someone for you…… :wink:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@oss wrote:
What ya mean another one, i never loved anyone EVER :lol:
aweeee now do I have to give ya tea n shoulder to greet on…?? or do I tell you somewhere out there ‘ god forbid’ there’s a special someone for you…… :wink:
Special lol, more like special needs for me :lol:
All i want is a nurse to give me bed baths and someone who can make an awesome bacon butty :lol:
@oss wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@oss wrote:
What ya mean another one, i never loved anyone EVER :lol:
aweeee now do I have to give ya tea n shoulder to greet on…?? or do I tell you somewhere out there ‘ god forbid’ there’s a special someone for you…… :wink:
Special lol, more like special needs for me :lol:
All i want is a nurse to give me bed baths and someone who can make an awesome bacon butty :lol:
that quiet a low spec Oss…. you sure theres’ nowt else the female could do for you..?? lol
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