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This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, “What did you steal?” She replied, “A can of peaches.” The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, “I will give you 6 days in jail then. “Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman’s husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, “What is it?” The husband said, “She also stole a can of peas.”
Finding someone who knows about ruddy puters !!! grrrrrr damn things ! :x ](*,)
Love is….. telling your wife your thinking about her when you sleep with other women :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mary f00king class lol
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oss you are a c00nt lol
@sunny wrote:
Mary f00king class lol
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oss you are a c00nt lol
hense why he’s single eh lol
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@sunny wrote:
Mary f00king class lol
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oss you are a c00nt lol
hense why he’s single eh lol
I will have you know young ladies that i have never been unfaithful,m and tut at you both for thinking it :lol: :lol:
Love is feeling down and then having ya old man take ya hand lead you up stairs
And lay you on the bed and
ASK DOES THE F00KING LIGHT HE AS JUTS PUT UP LOOK STRAUGHT
C00NT :evil: :evil: :evil: :lol:
lmfao…. sunny u thought u gettin ur nupuals lol
@sunny wrote:
Love is feeling down and then having ya old man take ya hand lead you up stairs
And lay you on the bed and
ASK DOES THE F00KING LIGHT HE AS JUTS PUT UP LOOK STRAUGHT
C00NT :evil: :evil: :evil: :lol:
LMAO. ye daft mare. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE
INTERRUPTS,?HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT’S BEEN FLICKERING
FOR WEEKS NOW?
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY;
?FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN ELECTRICIANS LOGO
PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON’T THINK SO!?THE WIFE ASKS,
?WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON’T CLOSE RIGHT.?
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
?FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE HOTPOINT WRITTEN ON MY
FOREHEAD? I DON’T THINK SO.?FINE, SHE SAYS,
?THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?? THEY’RE
ABOUT TO BREAK.??I’M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON’T WANT TO FIX THE STEPS?, HE SAYS.
?DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WOODIES DIY WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON’T
THINK SO. I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I’M GOING TO THE BAR!!! ?SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO
FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND
HELP OUT. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY
FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE
GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.?HONEY?, HE ASKS, ?HOW’D ALL THIS GET FIXED??
SHE SAID,
?WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG
MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE
REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A
CAKE.?HE SAID,
?SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM??
SHE REPLIED,…….DO YOU SEE DELIA SMITH WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON’T THINK SO!?
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