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ID heard about this gaff a lookalike bar so everybody goes in pretending they are somebody else,well actually they dont pretend cos we all know there not them,altho the more they get pissed you get “no i am ann robinson honest” er yeh right ok luv i love this club its great esp when we all start dancing ive been going in there for about a month now my mates in there is cain dingle,elton john,sally from coronation st,frank butcher,trevor mcdonald,cher(a bloke)simon cowell,you even get dead ones,elvis roy orbison etc,funny one is that peters and lee yunno the blind one so i offered him a game of pool and he beat me ha,so theres a lot more that go in obv i have to go in as somebody so i do a not very convincing johnny vegas,even the bar staff do it weve got dolly parton richard gere and lulu and the glass collector is julian clary ycmiu
so anyway if any of youse lot went into a lookalikes bar who would you go as?
Being into heavy rock when a tad younger I would have to go as someone like……..
Axel Rose so I can remember what it was like to have hair on top me ed 🤣
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This reply was modified 2 years, 5 months ago by
somer1.
hi soms, nice hol,right thats the niceties over wtf you mean youd go as axl rose you bald tw@t i mean if you went in next sunday
oh bonus question women only axl rose is an anagram of what?
winner gets to share a cheap sleazy hotel in blackpool with me.
That’s Mr Bold Tw@T to you 😂🤣
oh yeh sorry mate.
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Taken after 2 hrs of being done
4ft 3
cider belly
Oh yesssssss deffo axel rose 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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I see someones still fascinated by me. Cider belly? You better go see the doc about ya testicles as ya talking bollox
Nice tattoo though
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This reply was modified 2 years, 5 months ago by somer1.
IM quite looking forward to tonight,ive rounded up some new recruits,what it was i was doing my usual friday night stint(stand up comedian)beenh doing it for years its easy really,few gags,bit of karaoke and i just get pissed with the audience nobody wants a miserable barstard on stage do they?its not like we are on telly,just a big hotel,so there were a crowd of geordies in and the inevitable jocks,and there i spot her,denise fckn welsh get in result,shes at it “i look nothing like her pet,man,man,pet”i said “youll do”scours round our caledonian friends thinking theres got to be somebody?best i came up with was do you remember jim mcdonald from cozzer?its the spit of him i tell you,so they are coming tonight they are bound to spend 20 quid each arent they?
i dont actually have to pay for my beer but im still going to party like its £19.99.)
Hey there jolly beans, this is Lupe, I will go as my self, because there is no one else that looks like me, dresses like me, nor speaks like me. lol
sO there!!!!!!!
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I was told by a few back in the day I looked like an Indian actress called Juhi Chawla ….I mean I look absolutely nothing like her and have never got it….google her cos I cant be arsed to put a picture up of her
As for now…who would I like to walk into a bar as
Grace Kelly (a brown version obvs)
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