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Man, fiftycough, ASOH, good recent track record but prone to relapses, seeks woman with micro brewery or distillery for aversion therapy
@susieq wrote:
I feel a bit like a gooseberry on this thread . . .
sorry to intterupt like . . . 8)
Sits with the other green hairy fruit…. does this make us voyeurs :shock:
@Velvet 1 wrote:
@susieq wrote:
I feel a bit like a gooseberry on this thread . . .
sorry to intterupt like . . . 8)
Sits with the other green hairy fruit…. does this make us voyeurs :shock:
:wink:
I vacillate wildly between a number of archetypes including, but not limited to, Muriel Spark witticism-trading doyenne, Mariella Frostrup charismatic socialite, brooding, intense Marianne Faithful visionary, and kleptomaniac Germaine Greer amateur upholsterer and ladies’ league darts champion. Woman, 42. Everything I just said was a lie. Apart from the bit about darts. And kleptomania. Great t its though.
Voluptuous, compassionate, considerate, outgoing fun-loving woman with contagious smile seeks passionate, generous, emotionally secure, highly educated man. Could you be my soulmate?
Edited: damn, should have read the terminology of lonely heart columns herefirst! :lol:
Impoverished and not beyond a standard, missionary mindset, emotionally vulnerable (cries at Forrest Gump, you know the fishing boat bit) ignoramus with limited wit (according to my father, 50%) offers great hamming it up ability to gullible woman; pork pie eater preferred but always prepared to accept substitute (meat based) products.
@susieq wrote:
Female GSOH . . Peachy . . no preservatives . . no sugar ( but not bitter :lol: ) . .
Man, experienced lemon squeezer, would like to try peach, or possibly something exotic like mango. No kiwi, please.
@susieq wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
Voluptuous, compassionate, considerate, outgoing fun-loving woman with contagious smile seeks passionate, generous, emotionally secure, highly educated man. Could you be my soulmate?
Edited: damn, should have read the terminology of lonely heart columns herefirst! :lol:
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Excuse me missus…where did the lonely hearts definitions go?
@jen_jen wrote:
@susieq wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
Voluptuous, compassionate, considerate, outgoing fun-loving woman with contagious smile seeks passionate, generous, emotionally secure, highly educated man. Could you be my soulmate?
Edited: damn, should have read the terminology of lonely heart columns herefirst! :lol:
:lol: :lol:
Excuse me missus…where did the lonely hearts definitions go?
:roll: dunno can’t find it ! I shall repost !
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