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* looks at own butt, decides it’s staying where it is…he’s all yours Velvet :wink: :lol:
Selfish, more-ish sort of guy, VGSOH, happy to talk timeshare options with butted and buttless.. Various roles available subject to experience and ability; including laundry for the most gifted. Lessons in beer pouring provided.
* doesn’t do timeshare and doesn’t need lessons in beer pouring, finds it quite easy to pour beer over a man’s head :P
Happy chap, covered in beer now, licking lips and pondering the infinite shades of a woman’s soul from green to green :)
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Good natured but strong minded woman with GSOH seeks man who will appreciate her assets, worship the ground she walks on, peel grapes and deseed strawberries for her. Must also have own teeth.
Disenfranchised man, smart, able to spell antidissomethingorother, likes smoky jazz and italian food, seeks alternative, semi-independent minded woman, quality butt a must, for mad social whirl and witty conversation. Must have clean driving licence and be prepared to absorb my points. Be quick, court case coming up. That is the driving one, not the fraud one.
I feel a bit like a gooseberry on this thread . . .
sorry to intterupt like . . . 8)
Man, GSOH, loves fruit, not afraid of a little tart, seeks preservatives and sugar
Female GSOH . . Peachy . . no preservatives . . no sugar ( but not bitter :lol: ) . .
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