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  • #415321

    got to fess up… lol i saw that online…

    mine would be something boring like…

    5ft 10 blonde… blah blah….

    #415322

    Lol Melody that made me laugh…..lots!!!!

    #415323

    anyway…

    A tall wellbuilt woman with good

    legs and appriciates a good fuc-

    king without getting too serious.

    You didnt leave a number BABE…….. :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)

    #415324

    Beautiful Vivacious Sexy Lady, highly intelligent, high powered job, own mansion, 4 cars, deep brown eyes to hypnotise (about the 3rd date) silky black hair…seeks man, pulse a must

    please put your replies in a sealed envelope so i can pass them on to my neighbour when she gets back off holiday :D

    #415325

    Angry, bitter, simple-minded, overweight, partially blind ex-circus elephant with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.”

    8)

    #415326

    @susieq wrote:

    Angry, bitter, simple-minded, overweight, partially blind ex-circus elephant with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.”

    8)

    I thought i was in then, but realised I didn’t like Gravy! :?

    #415327

    @woohoo wrote:

    @susieq wrote:

    Angry, bitter, simple-minded, overweight, partially blind ex-circus elephant with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.”

    8)

    I thought i was in then, but realised I didn’t like Gravy! :?

    shame . . can’t not have the gravy 8)

    #415328

    a bloke being fussy :roll: wonders if woohoo had a sex change thats why he was “gone” a while and Williams Mel nursed him better and thats why William was gone too but our Melody was accidently taken with them because Will got confused@Mel…all making sense now :roll:

    #415329

    it sure is . . :lol:

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