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I’ve just been reading the free paper ( purely out of boredom ) and had to stop and chuckle at some adds in the lonely hearts column :
RED HOT ADVERT
Quality Time Ex Nurse 77yrs old, small medium build, I am friendly, socialble and a GSOH, WLTM younger for fun and maybe moreRED HOT ADVERT
Escape to tranquility, Attractive, delightful, feminine lady, 52, wltm deserving, affluent toy boy for peaceful relaxing encountersJust wondered if you had to write an add for a JCer, what would you write :lol:
An ad for ourselves or for someone else?
Psssst….you go first :wink:
An ad for me…
Stunningly attractive, energetic older male with no concept of sarcasm required for the most amazingly gorgeous 36 year old female in chat. Must have GSOH* and own socks.
*Sam Spade need not apply.
@amelia wrote:
*Sam Spade need not apply.
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@jen_jen wrote:
An ad for ourselves or for someone else?
Psssst….you go first :wink:
either or jen :wink:
Fat, old, ugly female with bottle blonde hair, but a wicked sense of humour and all her own teeth, seeking a blind bbw lover for chat’s, banter, and who knows where it might lead? Kennel in the garden for the guide dog.
or alternatively….
Drop-dead gorgeous blonde, 47, pictures don’t do her justice (apparently!) looking for an awesome man to drop into her life and sweep her off her feet. Maturity, experience and stamina essential.
Phys Ed Uni Student, in last year, seeks very rich elderly woman, also in her last year
Army post room worker seeks 3 ladies for fun, frolicks and lies
Ok well recently having become single i thought i would try the whole online dating lark… so i joined a site… omg how funny! Its full of ugly ppl or ppl looking for sex and i consider myself neither… but let me tell you about my experiences of it.. haha
potential date #1 – confessed to me the night before our date that he liked to participate in an act which involves a number between 68 and 70… but with a bloke haha…and then got offended when i questioned why he said he was straight… so i called that one off..
date #2 – i did go on and he spent the night sitting sideways on to me telling me how all of his ex girlfriends had hang ups and he thought they had all been previously molested.. haha
potential date #3…. not much wrong with him, he seemed perfect but he told me he did drugs and thats not my thing…so all in all a limited success haha!
anyway…
A tall wellbuilt woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs and appriciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 and 5!
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