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mary had a little lamb
she took it up to reading
tied it to a lamppost
and kicked its f*cking head in@pete wrote:
mary had a little dwarf
she took it up to reading
tied it to a bed-post
and it “CAME” across the beddingthere once was a man called Keith
who circumcised boys with his teeth
it wasn’t for leisure, or sexual pleasure
but to get to the cheese underneath:-… :-…
@pete wrote:
there once was a priest called Roy
who was acting all dodgy with boys
it wasn’t for leisure, just sexual pleasure
How dare he use them like toys:-… :-…
Mary had a little pig,
She couldn’t stop it grunting.
She led it up the garden path,
And kicked its f*cking c*nt in.@will wrote:
there once was a old plumber called pete
Who was plumbing a girl rather neat
she said “Stop ur plumbing
I think sumones cuming”
and he did, what a mess on the sheet..@pete wrote:
Mary had a little duck,
She couldn’t stop it quacking.
She bent and su cked his little thing,
And did her f*cking back in.There was an old farmer of Slough
Who told me he’s swallowed a cow
I can’t say I know
If he’d really done so
But that’s what he said, anyhow.A cat, in despondency, sighed,
And decided to commit suicide.
She passed under the wheels,
of eight automobiles,
’twas under the ninth that she died.
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