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  • 23 October, 2009 at 9:15 pm #419981

    WooHoo

    CAN’T.. BINGO DOESN’T CLOSE TIL ELEVEN.. :D

    24 October, 2009 at 7:44 am #419982

    kent f OBE

    he wil now go and sh ag the lamb melody……….what you said!!!

    24 October, 2009 at 7:45 am #419983

    Pete

    Mary had a little lamb
    By God it was a good un
    It piddled in the frying pan
    And made a yorkshire pudding

    24 October, 2009 at 7:51 am #419984

    kent f OBE

    :lol:

    25 October, 2009 at 8:21 pm #419985

    WooHoo

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    he wil now go and sh ag the lamb melody……….what you said!!!

    Yeah Well, better than s h a g g i n g mutton dressed as them! :lol:

    25 October, 2009 at 9:01 pm #419986

    Melody

    @woohoo wrote:

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    he wil now go and sh ag the lamb melody……….what you said!!!

    Yeah Well, better than s h a g g i n g mutton dressed as them! :lol:

    **takes hair rollers out and puts teeth in**

    25 October, 2009 at 9:02 pm #419987

    Pete

    why did you have hair rollers in your mouth ?

    25 October, 2009 at 9:04 pm #419988

    SusieQ

    :lol: :lol: got an image of that now !

    25 October, 2009 at 9:08 pm #419989

    Pete

    Mary had a little pig
    She kept it fat and plastered
    And when the price of pork went up
    She shot the little bastard.

    25 October, 2009 at 9:09 pm #419990

    WooHoo

    @pete wrote:

    Mary had a little pig
    She kept it for her stew
    And when the stew was all served up
    She somehow caught the flu

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