life is backwards

@sharongooner wrote:

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get in the end of it? Death.
What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day (just like PB does).

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.

Then you drink like a fish, party your ass off, and make love to anything that moves — you’ve only got a few years left, so why not

Then you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby.

Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then…

You finish off as a quickie!! lol
:wink:

:lol: