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@momentaryloss wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
(waves to Mooon)
Dear Santa
Please make me a proper lesbian :wink:
I’m sure you can be just as good a lesbian as you want to be.
:wink: :D :lol:
Lucy is proper sexy!! If you see her you would want to be a lesbian too!!
@rusty trawler wrote:
Dear lucy lox
Many thanks for your Christmas letter and please accept my apologies for taking so long to get to you back to you.
As you know this happens to be my busy time of year so it’s hard to get back in a timely fashion to all the girls who have behaved all year long. Normally I can rely on the assistance of Mrs Claus, but last week she went AWOL with the wives of all the elves. The only clue was a scribbled letter that said, ‘Men are useless.’ Naturally I’m quite worried. They emptied the drink cabinet as well!
I also received a letter from a stocking factory that requested that I try to dissuade women from asking stockings for Xmas as there seems to have been a run on pink stockings and they can’t cope with recent demand.
And there was a vituperative letter from the partners of some people called Kenty, Gill, Angelbabe and Jewel stating that their Missuses didn’t seem to be too impressed when they said that all they wanted for Christmas was comedy Y-fronts to spice up the traditional Boxing Day bedroom action. They have no idea what’s going on, but they are not happy bunnies.
I’d write more but I’m currently on a recruitment drive because some pop star has asked for a beefed-up security detail for her Christmas present, something to do with her being scared because some crazy woman has a mad crush on her.
So you can see it’s all gone pear-shaped at the grotto. But you’ve been a good girl, right? Remind me what you want again.
With love
Santa
PS: If you happen so to see a bunch of tipsy ladies dressed head-to-toe in pink with T-shirts that say Crimbo Bimbos, kindly point them in the direction of the North Pole.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: blooby hell trusty rusty that ones longggg letter hehe xx
@kent f OBE wrote:
@momentaryloss wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
(waves to Mooon)
Dear Santa
Please make me a proper lesbian :wink:
I’m sure you can be just as good a lesbian as you want to be.
:wink: :D :lol:
Lucy is proper sexy!! If you see her you would want to be a lesbian too!!
Where do i sign up ?
Hello everyone.
This post made me think about Christmas, so here goes.
I dont want anything and that is true,
I just want to live my life i really do,
When everyone around me is in total panic,
Il be making sure that life around me is not manic.
But when Christmas day arrives and you are at home,
Think of some people that will be spending Chrismas alone.
When the New Year arrives, and mistakes are fogotten,
Leave the past behind as it can make you feel rotten.
So this leaves me to mention promise yourself something.
But remember this thought, empty promises mean nothing.Just remember to have a happy Christmas and i hope that what you need or desire in you’re life arrives for you.
@Ang47 Wales wrote:
Hello everyone.
This post made me think about Christmas, so here goes.
I dont want anything and that is true,
I just want to live my life i really do,
When everyone around me is in total panic,
Il be making sure that life around me is not manic.
But when Christmas day arrives and you are at home,
Think of some people that will be spending Chrismas alone.
When the New Year arrives, and mistakes are fogotten,
Leave the past behind as it can make you feel rotten.
So this leaves me to mention promise yourself something.
But remember this thought, empty promises mean nothing.Just remember to have a happy Christmas and i hope that what you need or desire in you’re life arrives for you.
I think I’d like an Ang for Xmas. They sound lovely.
Dear Santa aren’t you concerned with Savile and others being named and shamed that your long history of kiddy fiddling may come out?
And if I could have a smoothie maker that would be just great.
tuts loudly at luce u didn’t even acknowledge my reply to u sobs sobs sobs :P
@rusty trawler wrote:
@Ang47 Wales wrote:
Hello everyone.
This post made me think about Christmas, so here goes.
I dont want anything and that is true,
I just want to live my life i really do,
When everyone around me is in total panic,
Il be making sure that life around me is not manic.
But when Christmas day arrives and you are at home,
Think of some people that will be spending Chrismas alone.
When the New Year arrives, and mistakes are fogotten,
Leave the past behind as it can make you feel rotten.
So this leaves me to mention promise yourself something.
But remember this thought, empty promises mean nothing.Just remember to have a happy Christmas and i hope that what you need or desire in you’re life arrives for you.
I think I’d like an Ang for Xmas. They sound lovely.
Thank ypu Rusty Trawler,,i guess i was typing something from the heart,,,,and with my experiences.
@angelbabe wrote:
tuts loudly at luce u didn’t even acknowledge my reply to u sobs sobs sobs :P
sori sexyy AngelBabe I was gettin round to it iv just been distracted : :oops: :oops:
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