he decided to change the duvet cover, took the cover off and whilst on his way to the washng machinegot his foot caught in the opening and fell head first into the washing machine. whilst trying to get out of the washing machine he slipped on the liquid soap, spun around on the kitchen floor and then tripped over the dog. he managed to come out fo that relatively unscathed and sat down, the phone rang he jumped up , his teeth popped out of his mouth , he teetered trying to avoid treadin on his teeth and this is when he sprained his ankle???
either that or he was stood on tippytoes peeing through someones letter box an lost his balance……