-
Posts
-
on reading lambys antic’s on the roads or pavements lol and my pal goin thru her driving lessons.. she’s on her 14th driving instructor…. poor guy i feel for him…
there must be loads of stories…
im a smart ar5e i passed after 6 BSM driving lessons, 1 with my dad which ended up me getting out the car greeting and walking 12 miles home…!! 1 with my bro… best and most knowledgeable one..!! and passed 1 st time… although i did think i was goin to fail after i was asked questions by *Taylor the Failer* on the highway code. it was the humpback bridge, i thought id failed after reversing around the corner and ended up on the pavement, but for sum reason i stopped and started again..!! anyways… he showed me the humpback bridge picture, asked whats this, i said, me lyin on my bed with my bra off..!! lmfao.. well i laff’d and said nooooo a humpback bridge, then i was asked what would i do if i was appoarching an icecream van, i said slow down , jump out and buy 10 fags n bottle of ginger (juice)… then said noooooo.. slow down incase any young kids come running out..!!!
he said well Miss MJ… im pleased to say u’ve passed your driving test, but don’t throw anyway your highway code book… i was like I PASSED..!!! so that was me lol
anyway pass ur stories or horror stories…..
my m8 tooted the horn and waved like mad when she saw me while on a drivin lesson lol i shock my heid in horror lol
here i found this one lol
Another friend was waiting at a junction. A black limo went passed and there was enough space to pull out before the next car, that was going quite slowly, so he pulled out. His driving instructor sits there for a moment before saying “I think we’re in the middle of a funeral procession”
Now the procession was herse, limo, driving school car, limo.
To add insult to injury the driving instructor says “Don’t worry, we’re turing left up here” Only problem was that’s where the cemetery was.
I was well appy when I passed my test. I took my girlfriend out for a spin in my 2nd hand, yellow, mark 1 escort. We filled up at the petrol station and I promptly left the petrol cap on the top of the car as we pulled away from the garage. :oops: We then went for a romantic trip along the coast road and stopped for a wander. Upon returning, my starter motor stuck and we had to end up being pushed down the street by a bunch of strangers……. “jump start it” they all shouted as the sweat was pouring from thier brows. Felt a right pr*ick when I had to explain I had only passed me test 10 minutes earlier and didnt know what the fook a jump start was…. :lol: :lol: :lol:
my son passed his driving test with flyin colours. borrowed our car next day an took the wing mirror an half the front wing off. 3 days later he went on a course at work (hes a car salesman fa peugot fgs) and on the way home bent down to change the cd an wrote off the car which belonged to the company.he still works for them btw. lol. :roll: :roll: :roll:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
on reading lambys antic’s on the roads or pavements lol and my pal goin thru her driving lessons.. she’s on her 14th driving instructor…. poor guy i feel for him…
there must be loads of stories…
im a smart ar5e i passed after 6 BSM driving lessons, 1 with my dad which ended up me getting out the car greeting and walking 12 miles home…!! 1 with my bro… best and most knowledgeable one..!! and passed 1 st time… although i did think i was goin to fail after i was asked questions by *Taylor the Failer* on the highway code. it was the humpback bridge, i thought id failed after reversing around the corner and ended up on the pavement, but for sum reason i stopped and started again..!! anyways… he showed me the humpback bridge picture, asked whats this, i said, me lyin on my bed with my bra off..!! lmfao.. well i laff’d and said nooooo a humpback bridge, then i was asked what would i do if i was appoarching an icecream van, i said slow down , jump out and buy 10 fags n bottle of ginger (juice)… then said noooooo.. slow down incase any young kids come running out..!!!
he said well Miss MJ… im pleased to say u’ve passed your driving test, but don’t throw anyway your highway code book… i was like I PASSED..!!! so that was me lol
anyway pass ur stories or horror stories…..
my m8 tooted the horn and waved like mad when she saw me while on a drivin lesson lol i shock my heid in horror lol
Can someone translate this message into English please? :roll:
learning to drive is bloody hard!!
i have had 41 lessons and im just about ready for my test, hurray!!!!!!!
i have my own car that no one will come in with me as apparently i cant drive :lol:
my dad and bf are terrified to get in the car!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
cant get a test date till mid jan so gotta scare my instructor for a bit longer yet@Lambrini Girl wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Me and you both GB!
I am sure that bottle of water he keeps sipping from during the lesson is pure vodka …… He seems oh so much more relaxed once I am parked outside my house again! :?
pml i can imagine it as well as my instructor chews chewing gum like its going outta fashion :lol: :lol:
im learnig at the moment me driving aint to bad to be honst ffs even me hubs let me drive the audi lol but iv faild me theary 2 times now
I had four tests and failed them all
my first test she told me to drive straight on at a junction
so I did
unfortunately i didnt stop to check traffic and she had to apply brakes
(well she did say drive straight on ffs!!!)im gonna make a very sexist remark here. but im allowed :lol:
i dont think women should drive! :lol:
Get involved in this discussion! Log in or register now to have your say!