Lmaooo that made me giggle cosy, just to let you know , the way you are trying to speak is actually NOT the norm. It’s just different areas of Scotland that speak in that way generally up in the highlands and some Ayrshire areas that I’m sure like all places . Different areas have different dialect, for a SCOT, I make myself understood perfectly clear, and certainly don’t speak like need/chav as our dear English friends call them ,
I hope I’ve given you some clarity in this