laughing out loud

My sister pml,…. :lol: :lol: :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

some of the freaks on here… particularly the ones that talk to themselve thinking nobody notices!

Lmaoooooo,… :lol:

Here’s what my sister did ok,…?

She brings Molly up in the car. She leaves to take the car to her partners works, so he can take her home to get the moped to go to work. (Even though she has another two cars lol)

I get a call, she says that the moped has broken down, and she claims that she is only around the corner.

I walk around the corner, she’s not there, so i carry on walking, (And eventually end up outside my dads house, who i haven’t spoken to in ages, as that’s where she happened to break down)

We bring the moped back outside, and she has to ring her partner to come and see what’s wrong!

He comes (Excuse the pun), and is having a go at her saying he’ll be sacked for leaving work.

He says: “You’ve strained the battery coming up the hill.”

She says: “Well, i won’t B L O O D Y ride up the hill.”

He says: “Well don’t B L O O D Y ride up the hill.”

So,… Now she’s complaining as she has to take the bike over my aunts house, has to go back to hers, get a car, and go to work.

Personally, i’d say f u c k it and would take the night off. :lol:

Oh,… and what else made me L.O.L,

a text saying: “WHATEVER.” :roll: Was it f u c k i n g worth it you freak?

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

lol want me to phone you and give you some classic excuses for sickies… trust me I’ve heard them all lol

I’ve tried them all. :lol:

@t‘iz Me wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

lol want me to phone you and give you some classic excuses for sickies… trust me I’ve heard them all lol

I’ve tried them all. :lol:

Doubt it… about a year ago a member of my staff told me she couldnt come into work as the police had told her she wasnt allowed to leave her flat. The reason??? She told me someone had committed suicide by throwing themself out the window and that the whole block was cornered off. She musta thought I came up the clyde in a banana boat. She was delighted to see me though when I drove up to check it out :lol: :lol: :lol: