Well 10 things will change now Jonah’s gone.
1. Statistics will bear some relation to reality
2. A politician smiling will not engender fear in under-fives
3. The Government’s stapler and mobile phone bill will be decimated
4. Number Ten’s press office might answer the phone
5. The Labour Party won’t have to translate what its leader says any more
6. The NHS will no longer need two sets of books
7. There’ll be nobody to save the world
8. Banana imports will halve
9. The PM will no longer be called ‘Rain Man’ behind his back
10. Everyone will be poorer, but much better off :lol: