Er…. Three fried eggs and baked beans on two fried slices, with bacon (four rashers), two sausages, tinned tomatoes, mushrooms, bubble & squeak and all washed down with a cup of coffee (two heaped teaspoonfulls of Gold Blend and four brown sugars) and served by …… Julia Roberts.
Oh yes and freshly ground black pepper and Heinz tomato ketchup on the side.
Mmmmmmm !!!