Ladies only!

@toybulldog wrote:

. . . . . . . . . . I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don’t know. . . . . . buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better . . . . . it just does.

Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I’ll break up with someone on purpose.

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:-k

Rita Rudner, one of my favourite comediennes. Out there when long before it was hip to be a female stand up (even now it’s really a boy’s game).

Was lucky enough to see her in Las Vagas in one of those intimate theatres in a hotel. I’m sure she did that very joke! She was wonderful.

More quotes here.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/r/rita_rudner.html

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@momentaryloss wrote:

Sorry said I wouldn’t post on this thread but I was promoting strong women and female comedy.

:D

haHA! Gotcha!

We will lure you all across, in the end.

@simplysu wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

They’re all lurking anyway, waiting to see what else gets disclosed that might give them an insight into how the female mind works…as if we would give such secrets away that easily! :wink: :lol:

and pinching our best interior design concepts for their smelly club … pfft

woe betide the intruders we capture … that’s all I’m saying.

Its ok… tinks has a gun 8)

@rusty trawler wrote:

@mrs_teapot wrote:

@simplysu wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

They’re all lurking anyway, waiting to see what else gets disclosed that might give them an insight into how the female mind works…as if we would give such secrets away that easily! :wink: :lol:

and pinching our best interior design concepts for their smelly club … pfft

woe betide the intruders we capture … that’s all I’m saying.

Its ok… tinks has a gun 8)

She may have a gun indeed, but we have the perfect cunning foil to counter your security arrangements. We never enter your purdy little place unarmed. As tinks menacingly points her gun in my direction I wave a pair of Louboutin shoes in one hand and a family-size Toblerone in the other. Let’s see if she can coo and shoot straight at the same time.

I dislike toblerone … I prefer to be barefoot … and I am the one on security detail today. Try harder. Would take (much) more than that to distract me.