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@kent f OBE wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
ok….erhum…..
Why does someone always knock on the door when I’m bleaching my face :oops::shock:
That’s it I will never be able to show my face (bleached or unbleached) again!………………sobs uncontrollably (again fgs)
Bleaching your face???
*hands kenty the fake, orange tan
@panda12 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
ok….erhum…..
Why does someone always knock on the door when I’m bleaching my face :oops::shock:
That’s it I will never be able to show my face (bleached or unbleached) again!………………sobs uncontrollably (again fgs)
Bleaching your face???
*hands kenty the fake, orange tan
My upper lip!! Where’s Jen and why did she revive this thread! :lol:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
ok….erhum…..
Why does someone always knock on the door when I’m bleaching my face :oops::shock:
That’s it I will never be able to show my face (bleached or unbleached) again!………………sobs uncontrollably (again fgs)
Bleaching your face???
*hands kenty the fake, orange tan
My upper lip!! Where’s Jen and why did she revive this thread! :lol:
Don’t use toilet cleaner! Get a beard trimmer lol :P
Once ages ago sat in the hairdressers with one of those rubber hats on… remember those they used crochet hooks to pull your hair though for highlights… anyway there I was looking like a creature from outer space with this contraption on my head … when the door opened and a gorgeous looking guy came in all apologetic as he had just scraped my car outside the shop…. I had to go look at the damage with the hat on in the street :shock: …… I still cringe remembering :oops:
A friend of mine had her appointment for her obligatory dreaded cancer smear ( men seriously look away)
She dashed home from work in order to smarten up her foofoo for inspection grabbed a flannel and carried out said task and as she was late dashed back out satisfied that the doctor would be grateful of her efforts.
Now we all know how this goes….. blah blah underwear off lay back stare at ceiling try desperately to relax as doctor jabbers away whilst your bits are exposed to a 4000 watt spotlight….
His comment was ” well thankyou, not many women make the effort you have “
her 2 young daughters had used said “flannel” to clear up a large spillage of red and gold glitter !!!
Kind of adds new meaning to bejazzled
I must add her results came back normal and emphasise the importance of such examinations even if the humiliation of them knows no bounds :oops:
Haha Velv..reminds me of a story I heard on This Morning years and years ago….always makes me giggle..
The said woman sprayed body glitter spray instead of deoderant without realising…the doctor was also very grateful for her efforts :lol:Handy Hint:
Apparently you shouldnt clean up too much for these inspections as it hinders the collection of cells required to test and makes a repeat visit necessary !!
The things we have to endure :shock:
OK I want to know who invented the term smart casual and ask them…for women, what exactly is that supposed to mean?
It’s easy for men, smart casual means no jeans, tshirts or football shirts…throw on a pair of chinos and a shirt and you’ve got it. For women it’s a whole different story…is this outfit too casual, is that one too smart?
In the summer I went to a 40th birthday party, the party was for the hubby of a friend. The invite, a proper printed one, said “Dress code: smart casual”. I groaned. It might have been summer according to the season but not according to the weather so the easy option of wearing a summer dress was out. Bearig in mind that these friends are also very label-conscious, whereas I just look at clothes thinking “do I like it, does it suit me, does it fit, is it in my price bracket”…I know my friends despair of me but hey, that’s me. However it was a special evening for them and I knew they’d gone to a lot of effort to set up a great party for all, so I made an effort. My compromise was a pair of black linen trousers (casualish) and a smarter eveningy top…that’s hit the spot I thought. Imagine…we walked in…Mr Jen was wearing said chinos and shirt, just like all the other men…but the women were all made up, manicured, wearing sparkly expensive cocktail dresses! I did that smiling whilst hissing out of the corner of my mouth thing to my friend “but the dress code said smart casual!” and she replied “but we’re all mums, we don’t get to dress up very often so we read smart casual as smart.” wtf?
So ladies, since it is us who usually write the invites and set the dress code, can we agree to NEVER use the words Smart Casual again? It’s either smart or it’s casual, there is no inbetween! :evil:
* waves at velvet :D
Sorry, I’m outta here! TMI
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