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put ’em back up. they were very funny and they started a hilarious gender war.
@kent f OBE wrote:
@sceptical guy wrote:
yerrrrr, bring it on, Kenty, not so brave now hey?!!
Ooooo soo brave!
*kicks off 6 inch heels, takes off short skirt..unbuttons crispy white blouse…places glasses safely on the side and puts on Tae Kwon Do suit*
You know how to get a boy going!
*irons Batman costume
:shock:
Well this is where I started…
OK girls, now we’re alone…this weekend I went bra shopping only to find that I’m not the bra size I thought I was! Well they do say that 85% of us are wearing the wrong size but I thought I was one of the 15% wearing the right size. The sales assistant measured me, told me what size I should be wearing… :shock: …then brought me a selection of bras in the right size to try on. To my horror, there they were, bras that I’ve always avoided like the plague – the “moulded cup”! Eeek!
Well to cut a long story short (I’m mindful of comments on other threads about dissertations) I listened to the lecture on what was good about moulded cups and grudgingly agreed to try one on and was pleasantly surprised, so much so that I bought one.
But here’s the thing…this bra freaks me out!
You know what it’s like, you get home at the end of the long day, take your bra off and throw it onto the bed and have that sense of relief, potter around then turn to put your clothes away…but now I look back on the bed and there’s this set of perfectly formed boobs sitting there! Ok, they’re not boobs, it’s the moulded cups of the bra standing to attention but please…do you ever get used to the sight of this unfilled bra sitting there looking so perfect? Or is it just me that finds it freaky?
*** It’s 4 days later and this flipping bra is still freaking me out…it’s not natural I tells ya!
Followed by:
Chin hair. Yes ok I’ve said it…chin hair. And moustaches…and no I’m not talking about men or Movember, I’m talking about women of a certain age…
I haven’t got there yet but last night I had a client, a regular, and when she arrived I was looking at her, thinking there was something different then it hit me…she had a fine little goatee!
Diplomatically I looked away but during the session she confided that she had decided that to hell with it, she was going to just let her facial hair grow, she’d had enough of plucking, epilation hadn’t worked but was bloody painful, she’d spent enough on laser hair removal to fund 3 round the world cruises and she was still hairy, not only that but it was coarse stubbly hair. She’d used a facial hair trimmer but that was only one step away from shaving, hair removal creams only took it away for a couple of days…I felt a sense of dread creeping over me, is this something I have to look forward to? Apparently it is.
Now I ask you…why doesn’t anyone warn us about this? I signed up to come into this lifetime as a female, that comes with certain things that we have to live with but part of the deal was no beard, no shaving every day! Now I’m being told that as I get older I will develop prickly coarse chin hair and maybe even a moustache? wtf? I demand an explanation! :evil:
Now that the thread has returned to its role of a proper ladies theme, I will withdraw and read from a distance (of around 12 inches from my screen).
Ladies – I hope you enjoy your thread.
8)
Ladies, please don’t leave me sitting here all exposed on my own…come on, share your little stories peculiar to women…the guys aren’t reading, honest, they told me they wouldn’t…yeah right! :lol:
*sneaks in and replaces the moisturiser with polly filler
Hehe!
*sneaks back out again
ok….erhum…..
Why does someone always knock on the door when I’m bleaching my face :oops:Actually that reminds me of a funny story although I wanted to die at the time…years ago I had bleach on my upper lip (ggrrrrrrr) and I had forgotten about it….obligitory knock on the door and I opened it…chatted away to my brothers friend….couldn’t figure out why he was looking at me funny…I obviously thought he fancied me…I mean..what else could it be :lol: …anyway blah blah blah……….shut the door turned round caught my reflection in the mirror and screamed!!!!!!
(I feel so exposed now)Jen…I can honestly say I do not need moulded bra’s phew :lol:
@kent f OBE wrote:
ok….erhum…..
Why does someone always knock on the door when I’m bleaching my face :oops::shock:
@panda12 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
ok….erhum…..
Why does someone always knock on the door when I’m bleaching my face :oops::shock:
That’s it I will never be able to show my face (bleached or unbleached) again!………………sobs uncontrollably (again fgs)
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