Labours record

@tinkerbell wrote:

As my dad likes to say ‘The only good politician is a dead politician.’ or his favourite ‘Where’s guy fawkes when you need him.’ :lol:

Sitting on top of a fire, looking lifeless.. Well, he was last time i looked, anyway! :shock:

@forumhostpb wrote:

On that basis we should have the Monster Raving Loony party as our next government.

Exhume ‘screaming Lord Sutch’ I say and let him run the country.

I used to live in John Major’s constituency…one of the advantages of having the Prime Minister as your MP is the range of people who stood against him at election time. I have to say that of all the candidates who bothered to visit and campaign, Screaming Lord Sutch actually seemed the most well-balanced and made the most sense, which was quite scary!

So, having sold off our gold reserves for a fraction of their worth, Gordon Brown is set to sell off our libraries, our railways, our power supplies and our betting shops.

I think we should perhaps join him, and have garage sales, and car boot sales, and do sponsored cake bakes in order to help bring down our countries collosal debts.

Failing that… lets just blow up parliament.

@sarah_1 wrote:

@minim wrote:

So, having sold off our gold reserves for a fraction of their worth, Gordon Brown is set to sell off our libraries, our railways, our power supplies and our betting shops.

I think we should perhaps join him, and have garage sales, and car boot sales, and do sponsored cake bakes in order to help bring down our countries collosal debts.

Failing that… lets just blow up parliament.

Now there’s a thought. The last bloke that tried that fell, broke his neck & died trying to escape being hung drawn & quartered for treason in 1606. :lol:

Should have let a woman do it :lol: :lol:

@forumhostpb wrote:

@susieq wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@minim wrote:

So, having sold off our gold reserves for a fraction of their worth, Gordon Brown is set to sell off our libraries, our railways, our power supplies and our betting shops.

I think we should perhaps join him, and have garage sales, and car boot sales, and do sponsored cake bakes in order to help bring down our countries collosal debts.

Failing that… lets just blow up parliament.

Now there’s a thought. The last bloke that tried that fell, broke his neck & died trying to escape being hung drawn & quartered for treason in 1606. :lol:

Should have let a woman do it :lol: :lol:

Good God no !!! She’d have ditherd around indecisively, wondering if the gunpowder was placed ‘just right’ and did the barrels match the wallpaper etc.

She’d have been caught by the ‘police’ as she stayed to do her hair and make-up in anticipation of looking her best on the ‘big day’.

Anyway, she’d have forgotten the matches.

She wouldnt need matches, she would have had a lighter :lol: :-