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My niece is there now and i find it cute as i say go ask your mom :lol: my 2 girls are not old enough yet only 3 and 20 months but i know its approaching fast :lol:
When introducing someone to family the other day I said “this is Donna my sister, this is Darren my brother in law and this Sam” (sam is my four year old nephew”. Now, because I hadn’t followed his name with anything, i.e. followed Donna with sister, Darren with brother in law, Sam pipped up and said “and I’m Denise’s friend”.
Bless :lol:
awww bless dee
I would have called her holly shi/t instead Sian :lol: :lol:
By the way…
Do you have these stupid jokes? like:kid: mom I don’t want to go to China
mom: shut up and keep digging!—
kid:mom, why is dad jumping?
mom: shut up and give me more bullets!—
kid: but mom, I don’t like granny
mom: shut up and keep eating!—
kid: mom I don’t like America
mom: shut up and keep swimming!aw poor kids
we cant wait for them to walk, just to tell them to sit still, then,
we cant wait for them to talk, just so we can tell them to shut up and be quiet :lol: :lol:
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(written by kids)You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
Kristen, age 10WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married
Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don’t want any more kids.
Lori, age 8WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they’re rich.
Pam, age 7The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing, I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.
Theodore, age 8It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (bless you child)And the Favourite is…….
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10:lol: :lol: :lol: brilliant :lol:
PML Pats :lol:
Callum earlier: ‘Mummy – when I grow up I’m either going to be a Policeman or Dark Vader.
:roll: :lol: :lol:
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